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Saturday, October 25, 2008

How to irritate your Boss

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Rearrange the furniture, I.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
4. Send mails from MS-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the Internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa.
5. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
6. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
7. Have work breaks in between tea.
8. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
9. Read jokes! and send jokes.
10. Revise last week's newspaper.
11. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
12. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
13. Compile a "How to waste your day" file.
14. Pick up the phone and dial non-existing nos.
15. Make faces at strangers in office.
16. Count the maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
17. For Win NT/95 users.... move things to Recycle bin and restore them... then repeat this process.
18. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when(s)he was 5 years old.
19. Learn to whistle.
20. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.


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