A foreign national at Old Fort: Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
A taxi driver takes a nap: Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor
Jumbo too: Jumbo has many excellent qualities, but once she goes to sleep, it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her up.
Insomania, now whats that?: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep, so sleep if something unexpected is expected
Death not to be proud of: How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?