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Some stupid qustions and their answers. Happy Reading :- )
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Should it rather have been you?
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
I LIKED THIS ONE THE MOST
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
:-)
THAT WAS FUN READING, THX 4 SHARING IT.
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
that was nice reading. :-)
liked this one :-)
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
he he :-)
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.
:-)
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
:-)
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose
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best one
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money
:-)
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
:-)
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter
I like this most
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
:-)
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Stupid questions, cute answers and funny at the same time. Thanks for sharing.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
:-) :-)
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.
:-)
hat was nice reading
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.
:-)
that was nice reading :-)
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Thanks For Make me smiling...
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.
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nice read.thx 4 sharing
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Should it rather have been you?
:-)
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket
:-)
nice reading that
swear man.... admirable thinking...... love ya..... gr8 idea..
nice one thx 4 sharing
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