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Monday, January 19, 2009

Start the week with a SMILE :-)

Some stupid qustions and their answers. Happy Reading :- )

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Should it rather have been you?

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

42 comments:

Er. Nidhi Mishra January 19, 2009 at 6:26 AM  

this one was best

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

Dr. Pragya bajaj January 19, 2009 at 6:29 AM  

I LIKED THIS ONE THE MOST
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
:-)

Mehnaaz January 19, 2009 at 6:39 AM  

THAT WAS FUN READING, THX 4 SHARING IT.
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!

Ria Taneja January 19, 2009 at 6:40 AM  

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Ria Taneja January 19, 2009 at 6:40 AM  

that was nice reading. :-)

Ria January 19, 2009 at 6:44 AM  

liked this one :-)

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.

Tulip Banerjee January 19, 2009 at 6:47 AM  

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods

Rohit Sharma January 19, 2009 at 6:49 AM  

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

he he :-)

Tracy January 19, 2009 at 6:52 AM  

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.

:-)

Tracy January 19, 2009 at 6:54 AM  

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Ashok January 19, 2009 at 6:56 AM  

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
:-)

Ashok January 19, 2009 at 6:56 AM  

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose

अनु मिश्रा January 19, 2009 at 7:01 AM  

वाह मज़ा आ गया पढ़ के. बाटने के लिए धन्यवाद

Prachi Pandey January 19, 2009 at 7:03 AM  

best one

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money
:-)

Prachi Pandey January 19, 2009 at 7:04 AM  

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist

Alec January 19, 2009 at 7:08 AM  

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
:-)

Alec January 19, 2009 at 7:09 AM  

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter

Ria Taneja January 19, 2009 at 7:13 AM  

I like this most
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
:-)

Anonymous,  January 19, 2009 at 7:16 AM  

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

Old Lady Lincoln January 19, 2009 at 7:18 AM  

Stupid questions, cute answers and funny at the same time. Thanks for sharing.

Dr.Nishi Chauhan January 19, 2009 at 7:19 AM  

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
:-) :-)

Dr.Nishi Chauhan January 19, 2009 at 7:19 AM  

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.

Anonymous,  January 19, 2009 at 7:21 AM  

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities

Dr. Palki Vajpayee January 19, 2009 at 8:27 AM  

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money.

:-)

Rashmi January 19, 2009 at 8:35 AM  

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.
:-)

Swati January 19, 2009 at 9:07 AM  

that was nice reading :-)

Anonymous,  January 19, 2009 at 9:12 AM  

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Amit January 19, 2009 at 10:51 AM  

Thanks For Make me smiling...

Jimmy January 19, 2009 at 11:38 AM  

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket.

good post yar


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magiceye January 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM  

lol!
thank you for the laughs!!

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cg4bhadas.com January 19, 2009 at 1:01 PM  

हम आपके आभारी है , और आपके सुझाव , छत्तीसगढ के विकास में सहायक बने इसी आशा के साथ , हमें अपने सुझाव भेजते रहे..
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cg4bhadas.com January 19, 2009 at 1:08 PM  

हम आपके आभारी है , और आपके सुझाव , छत्तीसगढ के विकास में सहायक बने इसी आशा के साथ , हमें अपने सुझाव भेजते रहे..
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Ritu January 19, 2009 at 7:03 PM  

nice read.thx 4 sharing

Shalini Chopra January 19, 2009 at 8:19 PM  

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Should it rather have been you?
:-)

Dr. Aradhna Awasthi January 20, 2009 at 12:08 AM  

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket
:-)

Vijayshryaln January 20, 2009 at 2:25 PM  

swear man.... admirable thinking...... love ya..... gr8 idea..

Anonymous,  January 20, 2009 at 10:51 PM  

nice one thx 4 sharing

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