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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Meaning of words women use

Nine words women use and their real meanings:-
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying Get lost.
5.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
6.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.
7.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when.
8) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3..

26 comments:

Ashok February 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM  

I think the meaning of NOTHING AND GO AHEAD WAS 100% RIGHT

:-)

Er. Nidhi Mishra February 15, 2009 at 1:40 AM  

men know all ..still dont learn their lessons
:-)

Rahul Viswanath February 15, 2009 at 1:46 AM  

1000000000000000 % true Bud !!! ;-)

Puja February 15, 2009 at 2:20 AM  

he he all men need to read this 7 their are many more words about which u all dont know, find them out Rohit

Austeen Sufi February 15, 2009 at 2:21 AM  

go ahead & whatever was superb

but its impossible 2 understand what they really mean :-(

अविनाश February 15, 2009 at 2:26 AM  

bulls eye Rohit
Cudnt have agreed with you more

Dr.Nishi Chauhan February 15, 2009 at 2:27 AM  

he he that was right but 1% of the entire vocabulary

:-)

magiceye February 15, 2009 at 7:44 AM  

you sure have done a lot of research but doubt if it is conclusive! lol! catch a woman being so predictable!!

Ashutosh Didwania February 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM  

Man...all 9 of them are so damn true and accurate..Keep them coming!

humanobserver February 15, 2009 at 11:12 AM  

Only nine ? I guess the list will go on and on on and onnnnnnnnnnnn....

रौशन February 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM  

Will remember these words for future

Alec February 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM  

never saw 100% things right about women than this

BULLS EYE

Anonymous,  February 15, 2009 at 11:57 AM  

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?

Dr. Pragya bajaj February 15, 2009 at 11:58 AM  

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

Anonymous,  February 15, 2009 at 11:59 AM  

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’

Anonymous,  February 15, 2009 at 11:59 AM  

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Anonymous,  February 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM  

woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s - That’s because she changes it more often.

Dr. Aradhna February 15, 2009 at 12:01 PM  

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity

Ritu February 15, 2009 at 12:02 PM  

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes

David O. Brink February 15, 2009 at 12:27 PM  

Women are not easy to understand. Famous authors and poets have extensively written about 'woman.' Yet, no one can claim to fully fathom her mind....

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

jinksy February 15, 2009 at 3:56 PM  

I can tell, you've been reading some of my Blogland Pal's posts!

Swati February 15, 2009 at 6:26 PM  

oops.....we care caught napping.....
:-)

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