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Friday, January 16, 2009

Missing but Not Wanted

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,
weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

30 comments:

Old Lady Lincoln January 16, 2009 at 4:54 AM  

Now that on is funny, I like it. LOL

Er. Nidhi Mishra January 16, 2009 at 7:26 AM  

that was nice :-)
thr sud be more of humoe instead of serious topics as they make start of day better

Dr. Pragya bajaj January 16, 2009 at 7:30 AM  

he he nice one
agree with nidhi

Anonymous,  January 16, 2009 at 9:05 AM  

that was nice

Ria Taneja January 16, 2009 at 9:15 AM  

NICE 2 START DAY WITH A JOKE
THX 4 SHARING

Anonymous,  January 16, 2009 at 9:26 AM  

funny :-)

Anonymous,  January 17, 2009 at 7:45 AM  

nice one :-)

creativekona January 17, 2009 at 10:50 AM  

Pooja ji,
Sabse pahle to mere blog par aane aur sadasya banane ke liye dhanyavad.
Aj jab admee hansana bhoolta ja raha hai....logon ko hansane kee koshish honee chahiye. bahut achchha likha hai apne.
Hemant Kumar

Anonymous,  January 18, 2009 at 2:55 AM  

hey thats cool

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